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An “affidavit” is defined as:
Interesting. It would seem that the LTISD has some affidavits which are shaky at best.
Let’s also note that affidavits are NOT supposed to be based on “hearsay.“
“Hearsay” is defined as:
How can you attest to alleged facts in an affidavit if they are based on hearsay?
Just ask Lisa McBride of the Thompson & Horton law firm. Apparently Lisa McBride doesn’t seem to know about “hearsay,” but then again, let’s not ask Lisa about the truth either.
Here we have an excerpt from an affidavit signed by Allison Cobb, Principal of Serene Hills Elementary School:
Seems that Allison’s statement is based on “hearsay.” Would Patty Noble have given a different story? Why wasn’t Patty Noble asked to provide an affidavit?
I would hope that Allison was confused about what Patty Noble told her, because it was not true, but that is not what Allison swore in her affidavit. That’s the problem with “hearsay.”
Why did Lisa McBride submit Allison Cobb’s affidavit when it attests to events in which she did not have first hand knowledge?
Another affidavit comes from Debra Aceves, Principal of Hudson Bend Middle School who swears that:
(Note: My driver’s license has only been scanned at the Lake Pointe Elementary School some years earlier and it has not been scanned since, nor has it been scanned at any other district campus.)
Debra Aceves goes on to say (as does Allison Cobb and Heidi Gudelman) that:
Was Debra Aceves confused about what was printed on my badge?
Funny thing, I kept my badge that was issued to me on April 3, 2009 and low and behold I have a copy of it here:

Interesting, but my driver’s license picture was NOT on the badge issued to me on April 3, 2009!
What does this mean that Debra Aceves affidavit was not true? Sure would seem so, but then again, Debra’s affidavit statements were based on “hearsay.”
I would hope that Debra Aceves got Margarita Plymire’s story confused, but nonetheless, she swore to the truthfulness of the story. Is it possible that if Margarita Plymire had signed a sworn affidavit, she would have sworn to something different, something along the lines of what really happened?
Again, why didn’t Lisa McBride have Margarita Plymire swear to an affidavit about events that Margarita allegedly took part?
Why did Lisa McBride submit Debra Aceves’ affidavit when it attests to events in which she did not have first hand knowledge?
Hey, this gets even better.
I visited Hudson Bend Middle School on October 13, 2009 and see my visitor badge:

Look! I now have a picture! How did that happen?!
Why didn’t my April 3, 2009 badge have a picture like Debra Aceves says it did, but now my badge includes a picture?
Unfortunately for the district, I kept my April 3, 2009 visitor badge which makes it look like someone went back and changed things after the fact. How else could this have happened?
Now if that weren’t interesting enough, you need to know about my visit to Serene Hills, two days after my visit to Hudson Bend.
I went to Serene Hills to have lunch with my son on October 15th. I even tried to enter my name into the Raptor System and guess what? My name was not in the district’s Raptor system?!
So much for Allison Cobb’s sworn affidavit stating “For parents whose driver’s licenses have already been scanned into the Raptor System. I do not require that their licenses be scanned again …”
So much for anyone at the district really knowing anything about Raptor and how it works, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from swearing to things that aren’t playing out like they swear they do. Perhaps the stories they told “weren’t true in reality?”
The best affidavit of the lot has to be from Heidi “it was not true in reality” Gudelman, Principal of the Lake Pointe Elementary School:
Just one question Heidi, did I walk through a wall to get in?
Was I just a figment of Heidi’s imagination that day?
Perhaps Heidi Gudelman’s sworn affidavit was “not true in reality?”
Did Rocky appoint Heidi Gudelman to be principal of an elementary school?
Let’s face it, Allison and Debra were swearing to hearsay and got their stories wrong, but Heidi’s sworn affidavit is really out there, way out there.
By the way, Heidi Gudelman did say in sworn testimony during a due process hearing: “it was not true in reality.”
So, what does Lisa McBride say about all this?
Do you think Lisa McBride would quibble about what “what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is?“
No, but Lisa does say:
“Much of your clients’ concern with the affidavits of Cobb, Aceves, and Gudelman appears to derive from conclusions your clients have reached concerning the intent and/or meaning behind the witnesses’ statements, not the content of the statements themselves.”
What?!
I would like to ask Lisa McBride: Aren’t affidavits supposed to contain TRUE statements or in the case of Heidi Gudelman’s affidavit, a plausible story?
Note the affidavits of Allison Cobb, Debra Aceves and Heidi Gudelman that Lisa McBride filed with the court all contain this sentence:
“I have personal knowledge or every statement made in this affidavit, all of which are true and correct”
Having read the affidavits and the definition of “hearsay” wouldn’t you say that the sworn statement of Allison Cobb and Debra Aceves: “I have personal knowledge or every statement made in this affidavit” is not true?
“What is truth?”
-Pontius Pilate
Isn’t it considered “perjury” when an affidavit contains false information?
Nevertheless Lisa McBride says:
“The District stands behind the veracity of the affidavit testimony of Allison Cobb, Debra Aceves, and Heidi Gudelman, as well as the affidavit testimony of the District’s other witnesses.”
And they say that the captain of the Titanic went down with the ship!
For all that it’s worth, Lisa McBride does have a great sense of humor, just read the motions she filed with the court in case of Meadows v. Lake Travis Independent School District.
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