Did you want to make up your own LTISD District Improvement Plan?

Posted on December 21, 2007 by David Lovelace.
Categories: Administration, Board.

After looking at the wordy and obtuse LTISD District Improvement Plan, I decided make Dave’s District Improvement Plan Generator™.

I found some PERL code aptly named “spew” and made some slight modifications. “spew” was developed by someone trying to mimic the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator. It can be easily modified and expanded to fit a particular need, a gagle of indecipherable text in this case.

Unfortunately I have not been able to implement Dave’s District Improvement Plan Generator™ on this web site like the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator, but I did let it generate 100 different LTISD District Improvement Plans which I have posted for your benefit.

Each one one of these generated District Improvement Plans are almost indistinguishable from the conundrum that Rocky and the Board so painfully exercised their Thesaurus to create such an ambiguous collection of words.

See, it is easy to make your own District Improvement Plan! It takes either a computer or a Team of Eight! Either way, the results are the same, an arrangement of extraneous words.